You would be gay.

I was sitting on my bus, before the elementary run, playing a game on my cell phone. A little girl gets on the bus and says to me, "Are you a girl?" Ben, "What do you think?" Her, "Are you a teenager?" Ben, "What do you think?" Her, "Yup your a teenager." Ben, "Why do you say that?" Her, "Because your playing a game." At that point I had exited out of the game and my wallpaper came up. In my wall paper are two friends from camp, Rachel S and Genna H. She sees them and, "You have two girlfriends!" Ben, "nope." Then she went back a couple of seats and started chanting "You have a girlfriend you have a girlfriend." The first time she said it though she accidentally said boyfriend in the place of girlfriend I was like really and she corrected it. But a little boy behind me said, "If you had a boyfriend you would be gay." Ben, "Yup."